posted June 28, 2003 03:49 PM               

• Memory was something you lost with age
  
• An application was for a job
  
• A program was on TV
  
• A cursor used profanity
  
• Keyboards were on pianos
  
• The web was where a spider lived
  
• A virus meant days off work sick
  
• A hard drive was a long road trip
  
• A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
  
• If you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy.....you hoped nobody found out.
  

posted June 28, 2003 05:22 PM               

A crash caused damage.

Lock ups were in jail.

Pop-ups were in books.

Spam was in cans. (No one liked it then either.)

Menus were in dinners.

Worms were in the ground.

And Trojans were in your wallet.

Tom C

posted July 01, 2003 06:29 AM               

P.S. Hope you dont mind if I copy the same and forward to some of my pals.

posted July 02, 2003 03:27 AM               

· Act naturally
· Found missing
· Resident alien
· Advanced BASIC
· Genuine imitation
· Good grief
· Same difference
· Almost exactly
· Government organization
· Alone together
· Silent scream
· Living dead
· Small crowd
· Business ethics
· Soft rock
· New classic
· Sweet sorrow
· "Now, then ..."
· Synthetic natural gas
· Passive aggression
· Taped live
· Clearly misunderstood
· Peace force
· Extinct Life
· Temporary tax increase
· Plastic glasses
· Terribly pleased
· Computer security
· Political science
· Tight slacks
· Definite maybe
· Pretty ugly
· Twelve-ounce pound cake
· Rap music
· Working vacation
· Exact estimate
· Microsoft Works